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Press Release August 21, 2008
College Ranking Service Annual Announcement 2008
For the eighth straight year, the College Ranking
Service (CRS, rankyourcollege.com), has found that
prestige in colleges and universities correlates with
the size of endowment. The richest schools are the
most prestigious.
For the eighth straight year, the CRS has found no
difference between the prestige of Harvard, Yale,
Princeton, MIT, Caltech, and Stanford. They are all
incredibly prestigious and wealthy. In fact, they are
so wealthy that the CRS wonders why anyone continues
to donate money to them. They don’t need your money
folks. They have billions upon billions of dollars. By
continuing to solicit money from you, they are just
being greedy.
For the eighth straight year, the CRS has found no
difference between the prestige of Northwestern,
Dartmouth, Brown, Duke, Penn and about a dozen or so
universities that aren’t quite as wealthy as Harvard
et al. While they don’t have endowments in the 10 plus
billion range, they do have endowments in the 5
billion dollar range. They too are wealthy enough.
They don’t need your money either.
For the eighth straight year, the CRS has found no
correlation between the prestige of a university and
the quality of its education.
For the eighth straight year, the CRS has found that
state universities continue to be squeezed by state
governments. They will never be as prestigious as the
universities above because they don’t have their
wealth. But they are the engines that provide this
country with its educated workforce. Without Harvard
et al., this country would still do well. Without UCLA
et al., this country would be in real trouble. The CRS
suggests that you take the money that you would
normally give to your prestigious and already wealthy
alma mater (if you perhaps went to one of those
schools) and give it to your state university instead.
For the eighth straight year, the CRS has found that
US News' college ranking:
1) Tries to make quantitative distinctions
between universities on the basis of statistically insignificant
differences;
2) Jiggles its methodology every year to
make sure the rankings change in order to generate
public interest.
About us:
The College Ranking Service
(CRS) is a non-profit organization dedicated to providing rankings
of colleges in a manner suitable for students, university leaders,
and tuition paying parents.
We take our rankings seriously.
Each college is painstakingly analyzed, as if under a microscope,
for its flaws and degree of polish. The rankings found on www.rankyourcollege.com
represent thousands of hours of research, and are updated annually
or at the discretion of the Director.
The Board of the College
Ranking Service, composed of Nobel Prize Winners and Captains
of Industry, remains anonymous to ensure the integrity of the
rankings.
The Director is also anonymous,
however, rest assured that he is a prominent member of the academy
and a professor of the highest regard at one of the most prestigious
universities in the world.
The Boston Globe
says, "The most piercing rankings are found on rankyourcollege.com."
The French newspaper Le Monde says that our service provides
"satisfaction garantie." The College Ranking
Service is the acknowledged world leader in college evaluation.
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